5g of creatine.
Zero shaker.
Tastes like sweets.
150 strawberry gummies. 30 full servings. Zero sugar. Every batch tested by an independent lab — and we publish the report.
See them move
Powder had its chance
Clumps in the shaker. Grit in your teeth. The tub you forgot at home. There's a reason your creatine habit keeps dying at week two — and it isn't you.
The gummy vs. the tub
Same molecule. Very different Tuesday.
| Satiovex Gummies | Powder | |
|---|---|---|
| Dose per serving | 5g, lab-verified | Whatever the scoop says |
| Taste | Strawberry sweets | Chalk water |
| Mixing | None | Shaker + clumps |
| Travel | Flat pouch, anywhere | 1kg tub |
| Sticking with it | Feels like a treat | Feels like a chore |
Lab tested. Report published.
Most brands say “third-party tested.” We show you the actual document.
Creatine per serving: 5000.12 mg · Purity (HPLC): 99.37%
Plain English: the label says 5g — the independent lab found 5g.
Five a day. Full 5g. No maths.
The research on creatine is built on 3g–5g daily. Most gummies dose so low you'd need a handful to get there. Ours is a full 5g in five gummies — the same dose you'd get from a proper scoop of powder, without the shaker.
What 5g a day actually does
No magic. Just the most-studied sports supplement on earth, tied to your training.
Creatine increases physical performance in successive bursts of short-term, high intensity exercise. Beneficial effect at 3g daily — our serving is 5g.
Creatine supports the work you're already doing — it doesn't replace it. Lift, sprint, repeat: the gummies back the effort.
Daily intake builds muscle stores over ~4 weeks to full saturation — the point the research is built on.
30 servings per pouch, 5 gummies a day, no mixing — a format you'll actually still be using in month three.
Why months beat weeks
Muscle creatine saturates over about 4 weeks of daily 5g. Stop, and it washes out over 4–6. That's the whole reason the 3- and 6-month packs exist.
Complete the stack
Gummies for training days. Capsules for the daily botanical routine. Most members run both — add both in one checkout.
+ GLP Activate capsules
Our once-daily botanical capsule — six ingredients at the doses used in published human research. Every dose on the label, same 60-day guarantee.
Add for £49 £69
Inside every gummy
- ✓ 1g creatine monohydrate — five gummies = one full 5g serving
- ✓ Simply Sweet Strawberry — natural flavouring
- ✓ Zero sugar
- ✓ No shaker, no grit, no loading phase required
Full ingredient list on the pouch and in the footer. Allergen details: see label.
Five a day. That's it.
Any time of day. With or without food.
Training day or rest day — consistency is the mechanism.
No loading phase. One pouch = one month.
Why we publish the lab report
The gummy market is full of 1.5g doses hiding behind pretty packaging. We put a full 5g in, sent it to an independent lab, and published the result — because if we're asking you to commit to months, you deserve to see the numbers first. — The Satiovex team
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Questions, answered
Is creatine safe?
Creatine monohydrate is the most-studied sports supplement in the world with a long record of safe daily use in healthy adults. If you have kidney conditions or take medication, check with your doctor first. Not intended for under-18s.
Do I need to load?
No. A steady 5g daily reaches full muscle saturation in about 4 weeks — no loading phase, no double scoops.
Will it make me bloated or hold water?
Creatine draws water into the muscle cell — that's part of how it works. At a steady 5g without loading, most people find it comfortable. Drink water normally.
Do I take it on rest days?
Yes — daily intake keeps stores saturated. Rest days count.
Sugar content?
Zero sugar — the sweetness comes from sugar-free ingredients, all listed on the pouch.
Shipping and delivery?
Tracked UK delivery in 5–7 business days — free on 3+ month supplies, £4.99 on the single pouch. Track your order.
Refund policy?
60-day money-back guarantee — email contact@satiovex.com with your order number for a full refund of your first order. Full policy.
Is it third-party tested?
Yes — every batch. See the current COA, independently verifiable at janoshik.com.
60 days. Full refund. One email.
Try it for up to 60 days. If it hasn't earned its place in your routine, email contact@satiovex.com and we refund your first order in full.
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