5g of creatine.
Zero shaker.
Tastes like sweets.
150 strawberry gummies. 30 full servings. Zero sugar. Every batch tested by an independent lab — and we publish the actual document.
See them move
Powder had its chance
Clumps in the shaker. Grit in your teeth. The tub you forgot at home. There's a reason your creatine habit keeps dying at week two — and it isn't you.
The gummy vs. the tub
Same molecule. Very different Tuesday.
| Satiovex Gummies | Powder | |
|---|---|---|
| Dose per serving | 5g, lab-verified | Whatever the scoop says |
| Taste | Strawberry sweets | Chalk water |
| Mixing | None | Shaker + clumps |
| Travel | Flat pouch, anywhere | 1kg tub |
| Sticking with it | Feels like a treat | Feels like a chore |
Lab tested. Report published.
Most brands say “third-party tested.” Here is the actual Janoshik lab document for the batch on your pouch.
NBK57BZRMU91
Five a day. Full 5g. No maths.
The research on creatine is built on 3g–5g daily. Ours is a full 5g in five gummies — the same dose you'd get from a proper scoop of powder, without the shaker.
What 5g a day actually does
No magic. Just the most-studied sports supplement on earth, tied to your training.
Creatine increases physical performance in successive bursts of short-term, high intensity exercise. Beneficial effect at 3g daily — our serving is 5g.
Creatine supports the work you're already doing — it doesn't replace it. Lift, sprint, repeat: the gummies back the effort.
Daily intake builds muscle stores over ~4 weeks to full saturation.
30 servings per pouch, 5 gummies a day, no mixing.
Why months beat weeks
Muscle creatine saturates over about 4 weeks of daily 5g. Stop, and it washes out over 4–6.
Complete the stack
Gummies for training days. Capsules for the daily botanical routine.
+ GLP Activate capsules
Once-daily botanical capsule — six ingredients at the doses used in published human research. Every dose on the label, same 60-day guarantee.
Add for £49 £69
Why we publish the lab report
The gummy market is full of 1.5g doses hiding behind pretty packaging. We put a full 5g in, sent it to an independent lab, and published the result. — The Satiovex team
New product — no customer reviews yet. Verified reviews will appear here as they arrive; we never fabricate them.
Questions, answered
Is creatine safe?
Creatine monohydrate is the most-studied sports supplement in the world with a long record of safe daily use in healthy adults. If you have kidney conditions or take medication, check with your doctor first. Not intended for under-18s.
Do I need to load?
No. A steady 5g daily reaches full muscle saturation in about 4 weeks.
Do I take it on rest days?
Yes — daily intake keeps stores saturated.
Sugar content?
Zero sugar — the sweetness comes from sugar-free ingredients, all listed on the pouch.
Shipping and delivery?
Shipping is free on every order, worldwide — no minimum spend. Tracked delivery takes 5–7 business days in the UK, 7–10 in Europe and 8–12 for the rest of the world. Track your order.
Refund policy?
60-day money-back guarantee — email contact@satiovex.com with your order number for a full refund of your first order. Read the full policy.
Is it third-party tested?
Yes — every batch. The report is embedded above; independently verifiable at janoshik.com with key NBK57BZRMU91.
60 days. Full refund. One email.
Free shipping worldwide, and 60 days to change your mind. If it hasn't earned its place in your routine, email contact@satiovex.com and we refund your first order in full.
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